(Source: theamericankid, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(via ki-itten)
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“Woah, something’s happening to me, Jess. I want to sit at that desk and veto a law.”
“What are you doing, Nick? That’s someone else’s stuff.”
“Jess, when I put my hand on this desk, I feel sexually proficient for the first time in my life.”(New Girl, 1x17, Fancyman (Part 1))
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—Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON
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when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Oh my god
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